TITLE: The Ride
AUTHOR: Eloy Brightdreamer/Melody Kellogg
DATE: 5/1/99
CATEGORY: Humor
SPOILERS: None
SEASON: Any
RATING: G
CONTENT WARNINGS: I am not responsible for the direction your mind takes while reading this.
SUMMARY: Jack and Sam try something new…
DISCLAIMER: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions,
Showtime/Viacom, MGM/USA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is
for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is
intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story
may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author. EDITOR'S NOTE:This is a little something I wrote while trying to clear writer’s block. Enjoy!
"Jack, there’s no way I’m going to do that!"
"Aww, c’mon Sam. It’ll be fun!"
"I said no! No means no!"
"Please?"
"No! I’m not getting on that thing!"
"What, you’re not scared, are you? It’s not that big."
"I’m not scared!"
"Don’t make me make it an order, Captain!"
"It’s just... Oh, all right."
"Great! This’ll be fun."
A little while later:
"Whoo! Aaaaa!"
"Wheee! Ooooo!"
And later again:
"I can’t believe that was your first time, Sam!"
"Yeah, I never knew roller coasters could be this fun!"
The End
What? What did you think they were talking about, hmm? Get your mind out of the gutter! J
